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to get completely screwed out of something for entirely LEGITIMATE reasons.
Judge Robert Bork was Borked out of his Supreme Court nomination because of his idiotic view of 'original intent' being the only correct way to interpret the Constitution. Did you know that according to 'original intent', the Supreme Court was engaging in judicial activism when it ruled against the constitutionality of segregation in Brown v. Board of Education of Topeka, Kansas?
by rustyshackleford December 10, 2007
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A term used to describe writing loaded with misspelllings, transposed letters and misspaced words (i.e. suppose dto) where any attempt to read it, as written, aloud sounds like the Swedish Chef.
Marty must have really intimidated him, he completely Borked that ticket he sent to local support.
by Captain Shocker March 14, 2011
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something that is fucked up beyond beleif...
holy shit my computer is borked i cant even turn this on

My word not yours cory windham!
by asdf November 17, 2002
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broken. deliberate mispelling and leetization of broken. broke > borke > bork > borked
GAH! I borked it!
dude! you borked it!
by clay May 31, 2003
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(adj.) Broken; same as borked or b0rked, but often used in a l33t or nonsensical context.
"I børked your meme!"
"Oh no! I fell off the cliff and died and børked my nose."

see also: borked, b0rked
by Lambda June 03, 2004
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When something isn't working, or messes up. Can also replace the 'F' word when used to express annoyance or frustration.

Also applicable: borking, bork
"Man, my computer keeps borking up!"

"The whole project was borked, so I had to start over."

"What the bork are you doing?"
by scumbagk December 25, 2011
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