Fat little cunt who can't lose a game. He blames the team every time even if there isn't one. He is a one salty shit

the duck off of blues clues...
hey whatever...i'm the only one that remembered his duck

the sexiest person in the world

may be a girl, we're not really sure

loves many things including his/her superheroes

really perfect

Pretty, smart, business minded, friendly, the most beautiful person on a group of friends.

An online God, who has overthrown the world of warcraft, Boris is slowly taking over the interwebz and in time will have become the new chuck norris, now known to many as chuck boris.

Boris is an idol to some and has many followers, and many haters, several of those haters have been smited down by boris's strong hind legs and powerful neck muscles.

in several months people will refer to everything as boris.

A kickass metal band from Japan alternating between drone, sludge, stoner rock, groove metal, and sometimes hardcore. They have a shitload of albums, splits, eps, and collaborations with other bands. Not a pussy band like popular j-rock.

Often confused with a fat old balding russian man, but is actually the coolest and most dashing (; armenian guy ever! He's jams out on his guitar for hours and leaves the girls swooning. He'll never give up on his friends and stays up 'til the crack of dawn talking to them. Everyone wants a best friend  like Boris!