n The state of staring into space and hitting things, often accompanied by the munchies, hours on urbanDictionary, channel surfing and internet sex.

n A code word for "horny"
by TheJaded April 13, 2006
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The reason why I'm wasting your time writing this worthless crap.
Me: I'm so fucking bored, I could watch an entire episode of Newsnight without falling asleep or wanting to kill myself.
by Ted T Chimp October 21, 2006
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word kids use to describe themselves when they are trying to lead up to a dirty question
Hey I am bored, what about you?
by me January 17, 2005
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A word used when people are trying to put up a picture of themselves on the internet and not look concieted or like a attention whore. They use this word as the excuse.
Me being bored. <picture taken by themself, most likely without a shirt>
by Ryan C. K December 30, 2005
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To bore someone is to stab them repeatedly to ensure death. Commonly used in UK Drill songs.
V9: Man hop out the car and bore him
by NitoNB January 23, 2021
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Sitting in an office all day and filing, copying or scaning something or looking up addresses in a phone directory and writing down EVERY company cause your boss has nothing else to give you
Boss:Grab a directory and look up company names and copy them down.
Me: That is so boring

Boss:Go to the filing room and organize the files alphabetically and by year
Me: BORING!!!!
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Being BORED is worse than commiting suicide. Being bored tis bad stuff!

You bored? huh?
I am..thats why im on U.D ^^
Go back to class now, u wasting to much timez....
Mr.Reznick: Why you out of class Jens?
Jens: Ughh...im bored.
Mr.Reznick:(face turns red) Get your ass to class right now!
Jens: You not allowed to say ass sir.
Mr.Reznick: Detention...
Jens: *bored*
by Mynameisbeingusedbysomeonelse December 12, 2008
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