May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A severe disease infecting millions of people all over the world is which they constantly exhibit certain behaviours like lack of movement, construction of various pointless structures, doodling, talking about pointless things, and making definitions on UrbanDictionary.com.
There is no known cure, though the symptoms do seem to fade when victim is introduced to something time consuming or slightly entertaining, such as television or counting nails in a wall.
Though is it a very severe and wide-spread epidemic, it is not fatal, though attempts to get rid of the disease have known to be fatal at times.
There is no known cure, though the symptoms do seem to fade when victim is introduced to something time consuming or slightly entertaining, such as television or counting nails in a wall.
Though is it a very severe and wide-spread epidemic, it is not fatal, though attempts to get rid of the disease have known to be fatal at times.
by Z October 03, 2004
4
What you are probably suffering from if you are reading this definition.
What I am currently suffering from.
What I am currently suffering from.
A stint of boredom caused me to hit the random but at urbandictionary.com for two hours.
Boredom is boring (so is this definition.)
I'm not a funny person. Bleh.
Boredom is boring (so is this definition.)
I'm not a funny person. Bleh.
by stop or my mom will shoot January 26, 2005
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A highly infectious disease that is caused by:
Being without communication
Only having a small amount of friends
Refreshing your social web pages
Doing everything over again and again and again
Oblivious on what to do and
Maybe being stuck in the middle of no ware.
when having this disease it is hard to get rid of because there is no cure apart from 1 which is by having a social life (or the very rare case of some of your friends actually being online)
Being without communication
Only having a small amount of friends
Refreshing your social web pages
Doing everything over again and again and again
Oblivious on what to do and
Maybe being stuck in the middle of no ware.
when having this disease it is hard to get rid of because there is no cure apart from 1 which is by having a social life (or the very rare case of some of your friends actually being online)
by Heroesnofan January 24, 2010