ben: what did you do this weekend man?

craig: i went and applied for a future shop card and bought a new 3d tv and a ps3. also went and got a dirtbike....

ben: you already have a 60" led flat panel, and you live in the middle of the city, why did you go and get all that shit?

craig: i dunno, nothin to do.......was bored to debt

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.