It will come at night if you whisper it’s name no matter how quiet. It wants your toes and it will not leave with out them. It can always smell you and watches anime at inconvenient times. Bophis is a predator. Bophis is kinky. Bophis has special powers regarding anger similar to that of hulk. It will hurt to become a Bophis but that isn’t your decision. You are chosen to be Bophis once every 23 years there is a new Bophis.

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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