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to have intrinsically bad hair. No matter what style or length, it always looks like a big turd on the person's head.
Did you see the bopatterson under that guy's hat. It looked like his dog crapped on his head, and then he combed it!
by Callie Schleider August 22, 2007
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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