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BOOZITY, (ˈbʊz i tee)
noun
1. Physics
a. The natural variation of conventional gravitational force that breasts experience during movement; contrary to the force of attraction exerted by a celestial body, such as Earth, upon objects at or near its surface, tending to draw them toward the center of the body.
Tittybong, the glorious movement caused by Boozity, this is exacerbated by running, jogging, jumping and/or the fitment of an inappropriate (size or function) support garment.
BOOZITY remains constant at the earths surface, variations to Tittybong are brought about by movement, support effectiveness, volume or the individual breast's ability to Tittybong.
Note: There will be dramatic variations to Tittybong brought about by cosmetic variations to natures gifts.
Exaggerated displays of Tittybong is sometimes used to lure unsuspecting, often less intelligent, mates by crafty exponents.
noun
1. Physics
a. The natural variation of conventional gravitational force that breasts experience during movement; contrary to the force of attraction exerted by a celestial body, such as Earth, upon objects at or near its surface, tending to draw them toward the center of the body.
Tittybong, the glorious movement caused by Boozity, this is exacerbated by running, jogging, jumping and/or the fitment of an inappropriate (size or function) support garment.
BOOZITY remains constant at the earths surface, variations to Tittybong are brought about by movement, support effectiveness, volume or the individual breast's ability to Tittybong.
Note: There will be dramatic variations to Tittybong brought about by cosmetic variations to natures gifts.
Exaggerated displays of Tittybong is sometimes used to lure unsuspecting, often less intelligent, mates by crafty exponents.
The Tittybong was mesmerising, like waves on the beach, like the wind through her hair, I love BOOZITY!
by Table of Knowledge January 01, 2014
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018