Booty blind is like being snow blind except there aint no snow, just a cute little piece of ass.

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)

To have unclear judgment when attracted to the opposite or same sex.

When you have seen to many small,large, and nonexistent booties that you cant tell the difference of which are big and which are small