a flie infested terd like subhumanbeing, produced by crossing a human with a baboon. this only gives them the intelligence to use a hollow piece of wood as an instrument unlike other cultures who posses the wit to drill holes in the instrument, therefor enabling the musician to have a variety of notes at their finger tips.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.