A man that believes all Millennials are entitled weaklings but receives Medicare, Social Security, and watches Fox News non-stop to reinforce his notions that the younger generations are worthless and is easily offended when he is told they are actually paying taxes to ensure his survival. He doesn’t handle curse words well. He Believes anything you tell him as long as it involves the invisible sky wizard and prophecy.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk