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A person who spends too much time reading (and thus, loses touch with society, the latest trends, and, perhaps, reality).
by Phorquieu May 07, 2007
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Short for Facebook Gangbanger- a person who represents him or herself to be a hardened gang member on facebook and other social media while actually not possessing any gang life qualities in real life.
This dude say he hard, steady posting pics of glocks and AKs, tagging friends like they his squad, ready to get down like an OG but where was this book banger when shit hit the fan? No where. Pussy stayed in the crib.
faker pussy no balls poser wannabe fakepression nbpl
faker pussy no balls poser wannabe fakepression nbpl
by pabluras October 14, 2015