by roid_rage_richie October 15, 2008
This is what is found on a touch screen of a TV or computer display in a bar restroom. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.
"I was in RampHearts Bar and noticed mad dick boogers on the touch screen LED TV over the urinal. I told Cameron to have someone wipe it off"
by kerb-stirer January 15, 2017
by Corey sinopoli March 09, 2009
by SweatyNuts April 20, 2006
by Blackbilly1965 February 03, 2019
The male act of ejaculating under your desk, and having your semen stick underneath. Akin to children in grade school sticking their boogers underneath their desks.
After Kevin was fired from his job, the cleaning crew discovered a large accumulation of dick boogers when cleaning out his desk.
by Spartanite March 28, 2019
by Dickbooger.net July 25, 2019