cronic crampage of the breastical

miner symptoms include:
.heavy breathing

.itchy foreskin
.swelling of the nut-sack (blue balls)
.stinky snatch (smells of calms) "she'll a lil clammy.."

.spontaneous childbirth

.pink eye
.depression

.shhhhuuurrrred shhpeeshhhed

cronic Symptoms resulting in:
.anal leakage / rectal spasms
.extreme stipples (stiffnipps)
.blurb vision
.milky discharged
.CUNT, SHIT FUCKING TURRETS!!
.death

people at high risk include:
children over the age of 8
.elderly
. women with large dangle snatches
. a person with white skin and red hair. (ranga's)
.the Jew community

.south Australian bogans
.weirdo's with breado's

.women with muffin tops
.people with mullets and buzzcuts

- If any symptoms occur please seek medical advice

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