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“Parents complain about the quality of the shows but don't prevent their children from gluing themselves to the boob tube” (David Owen)
by illEATurHARTout April 13, 2004
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1) American slang (circa 1980) for the television, and serving as a bargaining tool by parents in disciplining their children, who referred to the time wasted watching it, and lowering their IQ too, hence "boob tube"
by jrh5356 April 19, 2005
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The new opiate of the people. A electronic box containing a video screen and a speaker, watched by millions of cretins too lazy to go out and get a life. Boob tube watchers get a bad case of half-closed eyes and half-open mouths.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 14, 2005
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I see you're watching the boob tube again. Don't you think 6 hours of t.v. watching is enough for one day?
by Bungalow Bill January 30, 2002
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very skimpy piece of material covering a chicks tits, giving easy access to said tits to anyone so wishing
by Tap3k January 21, 2003