"I don't know if I could get with her, man. Her boo-boo bags look like fried eggs on a nail."

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

Gurl, you finta buy my booboo bags for $20?