One of many gay priests hidden within the halls of Colonie Central High School

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

a lying and untrustworthy friend or aquaintence;
also a nickname sometimes used when referring to homosexuals.