Bonkers

A term used when you hit a crazy home run.

I'm such a god I only hit bonkers.

by NBLeon November 11, 2019

Bonkers

The act of getting completely crunk (usually with bankers club) and going wild then passing out

Eric- "Hey Finn look at Timo, I think he got to bonkers because he just pissed on Tom's rug and now he is asleep"

by Frederick Crumster October 22, 2009

Bonkers

A slag term for boobs

“hey babe can i touch your bonkers”

by alexarg1299 March 20, 2022

Bonkers

when you play around with balls and it’s fun so you call it bonkers because it’s stupid.

Hey! You like ding dong bonkers!!

by urlocalmilf(el) July 24, 2022

bonkered

when someone has passed out and you slap them mercilessly with your junk

dude that kid Dom fell asleep last night eating olives and we bonkered the shit out of him so bad he had mushroom tats all over his face.

by charlie brooks November 29, 2007

Bonkers

Bum-Conkers or Bonkers are lumps of dried up faeces, missed during the wiping process that are attached to the ends of the bum hair.

Bonkers are the largest of all bum hair turd, the scale being : Winnets , Clinkers , Dangle-berries , Clag-nuts and Bonkers .

My turd was so thick after that curry my arse was like a funking bonkers tournament the next day.

by Scaredtoleavethehouse June 14, 2009

bonker

The penis on the male species

1. His bonker is the envy of all the neighborhood

by lauren walka February 27, 2006