(n) (Usually large) female breasts.

Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.

Fighting technique used for many centuries consisting of multiple slaps to the top of the head of your opponent, you are not allowed to hit anywhere else but the top of the head.

A pair of small drums (one slightly larger than the other) normally associated with beatniks. Bongos however, are commonly used in Latin and Afro-Cuban music. If you decide to invest in bongos, be aware that people around you think that they are good at playing them.. this can be fixed by taking your bongos back and hammering a sexy beat with different methods (e.g. slap, muted slap, rim shot, thumb, fingers, etc.)

Graphic representation of the reproductive act, or close approximations of said activity.
Alternately known as porn pr0n XXX or Hardcore

The act of repeatingly hitting a broken computer or other electronic device that occasionally restores functionality for unknown reasons.

The confirmation of any said act, failure to complete act will result in a punch in any location. Can't bongo bitches; can't beat girls.