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a kid who's mom is a total bitch. rude as fuck; a total karen. won't let their kid do anything fun. usually the child is very depressed because of their mother's shitty behavior.

another term for a helicopter parent or a karen, but more gender specific.
why is your mom such a bonfunkle?
by klofish105 January 21, 2021
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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