It was so bonerful for my girlfriend to take her clothes off randomly.
by Andrew Tompson January 18, 2009
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An extreme irrection in which the male obtainee is unable to hide, control, or releive the built up sexual tension in his penis.
Dude, I had another bonerism in Algebra today when Kelly bent over to pick up her pencil.
by Jameson February 06, 2005
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That hard thing in your pants when you walk by Victoria's Secret
Person 1: Sir, you have a raging boner.
Person 2: Don't mind me, I just walked past Victoria's Secret
by Dr. Seuss, PhD June 19, 2011
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When your wiener gets hard due to the rushing of blood into it. Happens usually when you are horny. Or when you first wake up in the morning.
The boy got a boner from watching porn
by buuuddy March 30, 2011
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The rebound condition of a girl as a result of being dumped, making her easy.
1.Yo, that girl is so bonerable right now, you should try and hit that.

2. Guy 1: I heard Kelly just got dumped by Fred.
Guy 2: Haha yeah, she's so bonerable right now...excuse me for a minute...

3 Girl 1: I can't believe he broke up with me? Am I not good enough? I'll show him, I'll sleep with he friend tonight.
Girl 2: Oh Kelly, don't be so bonerable.
by C scott October 17, 2007
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The unwritten scale on how likely some one is to get boned. More commonly used towards women.
Guy 1: "What do you think her bonerability is?"

Guy 2: "I give her an 8."
by Haseo14 March 06, 2011
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