by derpS30 April 21, 2015
by Munchy4440 January 24, 2018
woman 1: i have a titty boner
woman 2: whats a titty boner?
woman 1: it just means my nipple is erect lol
woman 2: whats a titty boner?
woman 1: it just means my nipple is erect lol
by creativemastermind17833 September 09, 2021
A condition in the family of 'lookup' "Awkward Boner Situation (ABS)"
mainly applies to those who suffer from body aches, pains, knotts and trapped nerves
When a trapped nerve is releived a sudden blood rush leading to an erection
mainly applies to those who suffer from body aches, pains, knotts and trapped nerves
When a trapped nerve is releived a sudden blood rush leading to an erection
Person1: I have a pain in my shoulder
Person2: stretch it off and let's go for a walk
Person1: oh crap, can't go right now
Person2: why not?
Person1: ABS, I just released a trapped nerve boner
Person2: stretch it off and let's go for a walk
Person1: oh crap, can't go right now
Person2: why not?
Person1: ABS, I just released a trapped nerve boner
by BigTyrone80 July 22, 2020
by Joshthistle15 March 23, 2017
A condition similar to victimitis that causes one to often cast themselves as a victim for the purposes of self-gratification. Severe cases can lead to the person manufacturing scenarios entirely in order to maintain their victim status.
The man’s victim boner could only become fully erect when he felt that others where feeling sorry for him. That caused him to repeatedly orchestrate scenarios where he was the victim of attacks.
by possiblyben February 24, 2019
The infamous leftist television-producer who only hires people whose appearance gives him a reaction "down there".
Showing up in a skimpy outfit for a job-interview might indeed give you a somewhat better chance of being hired by Vin Da Boner, but race tends to be more of a deciding factor for him than just attractive physical appearance.
by QuacksO October 30, 2018