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When the tongue is erect/ when your done sucking dick and he cums on your face and so your mouth shuts down it’s muscles so that it is stuck in the erect position, giving all access to suck the tongue if desired.
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A boner men get when they’re around the girl that they see as the hottest girl in their opinions. Eternal boners can happen from a guy looking at a super hot nude girl on porn, seeing a naked hot in person when they’re about to have sex with them, or seeing their crush naked whatever if it’s in porn or real life.
Me: Man, I cannot stop thinking about Matilde. Every time I see her naked pictures and videos from her Onlyfans, I feel like I get an eternal boner. If I see her naked in person, I’d really have an eternal boner.
Person: Dude, you’re obsessed with her. You wouldn’t last one second having sex with her.
Me: Yes, but I’d still have a huge boner after cumming. I bet I could cum multiple times.
Person: Yeah, right.
Person: Dude, you’re obsessed with her. You wouldn’t last one second having sex with her.
Me: Yes, but I’d still have a huge boner after cumming. I bet I could cum multiple times.
Person: Yeah, right.
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Noun. When someone is excited in a message or in their writing and they show their excitement in all caps.
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