Urban Dictionary: bonerize

bonerability

The unwritten scale on how likely some one is to get boned. More commonly used towards women.

Guy 1: "What do you think her bonerability is?"

Guy 2: "I give her an 8."

by Haseo14 March 06, 2011

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Boner

The erection of a dick or penis

Oh dude, i just got a boner

by XXPurplygamingXX April 14, 2018

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Boner

Worst thing to get during school

Ah shit I got a boner *class sees it* fuck I'm screwed.

by Ligmaboi308 February 05, 2019

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bonerable

The quality of being attractive. Usually refers to somebody a male would like to have sex with.

That chick is totally bonerable.

by Tom Anderson October 18, 2004

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Boner

when your horny and your dick stands up

when i got out of the swimming pool, i had a boner and it showed through my speedos

by phureshh September 07, 2009

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Boner

When you're having sexual activity boys crouch expands in length as he is feeling immense pleasure.

Lily:"Josh harder! MORE HARDER!"

Josh:"You're giving me a boner!"

Lily:"Yes you're making me cum!"

by Lil_boy November 10, 2019

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Bonerism

an inconvenient slip of the tongue (usually when you accidentally say something perverted)

Mary - "I was trying to tell him that I really appreciate his hard work, but what came out was that I really appreciate his hard wood."

Beth - "Bitch, you pulled a real bonerism on that shit."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 03, 2006

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