the period of time starting when you first realize you're excited and ending when you have a complete erection
I started bonering when Julia gave me that backrub at work this morning.
by BBoyStance23 September 02, 2010
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The worst thing that could happen in a classroom full of people
Bob: Uh oh!
Joe: What is it?
Bob: I got a boner
Joe: OOF that sucks. Hope the teacher doesn't ask you to present
Teacher: Bob, can you come up here please?
Bob: Shit!
by TROLLKING9001 July 12, 2020
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Something girls use to give guys boners.
shortshorts, tanktops, bikinis, being hot, and tits are all very good examples of bonerizers.
by NuclearTestFacility May 26, 2010
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an erect blood filled penis. brought on my sexual arousion. the average male gets 3 a night while your sleeping. also known as erection, stiffy, chubby, hard on
that guy would stick his boner in anything with a hole
by me December 14, 2002
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When the penis grows large due to a sexual arouse!
Chad developed a Boner when Kiersten released her long blonde hair from it's bun!

Chad get's A Boner at work when Kiersten flashes her breast's at him!

When Kiersten dropped her phone she bent over in front of Chad causing him to develop a Boner!
by SlopNChop January 12, 2017
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When u see a hot girl and want to smash you get this big thing that goes up 10 inches.
Damn I got a boner when I saw the D'amelio sisters.
by Bonehead5000 February 24, 2020
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a special kind of bone that only appears on special occasions, and only special ladies can make it appear.
Jay's boner recognizes Annie before his brain does.
by mademoisellevanta March 20, 2015
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