Botchit boner bitch

Somebody that cannot get erect or excited about sex without out jacking someone or many ones up so as to rape them of there energy and put it in themselves to have intercourse

Hey Eddie check out that botchit boner bitch he’s actually gotten a hard on finally after three and a half years but tee her he’s had to jack up and link with half a billion people

by Myster Vbody April 7, 2018

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cotton boner

When a dude is frantically trying to hump you but his penis is not hard.

Sue: Well,how did the hookup with that dude you met go the other night?
Wendy: Horrible. He had cotton boner but insisted we keep trying...for an hour. Pointless!

by semami4700 April 29, 2019

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Cheek Boner

The act of being high and extremely happy at the same time, such as when the person is always smiling. The cheek muscles are superbly exposed at this time.

Narsqeeza: Oi man I'm soo high
Daquaen: You've got such a cheek boner right now

by StudBagel March 20, 2017

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sweet boners dude

Something truly awesome, unexpected, epic, life-changing, fantastic or truly quality.

I found an un-opened slim jim on the side walk!!! Fuckin sweet boners dude!!!

by mrbluestorytrue October 2, 2015

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Screaming Boner

When you’re screaming and have a boner at the same time. Occurs when you’re looking at something surprising as well a sexy, or when you’re scared and have a boner at the same time

My mom walked in me watching porn and I had a screaming boner.

I opened up the package and there was porn inside. I had a screaming boner after that.

by YoBoiAlex November 3, 2020

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