a male's attempt to arouse a female by rubbing his throbbing erection against her body. Normally occurs during dry sex with a female who is a total prude
Danimal: "Dude, I totally bonerized your cousion last night."
Jeremy: "Is this before or after you took a shit in the urinal?"
Danimal: "It was after the Danimal doo dooed in the Margarita Ranch pisser."
Jeremy: "Hey Cade, lets go take pictures of your balls on Drew's face when he's passed out."
Danimal: "I'm going to bonerize Padgett next. Those hooker boots make my loins tingle."
Jeremy: "Is this before or after you took a shit in the urinal?"
Danimal: "It was after the Danimal doo dooed in the Margarita Ranch pisser."
Jeremy: "Hey Cade, lets go take pictures of your balls on Drew's face when he's passed out."
Danimal: "I'm going to bonerize Padgett next. Those hooker boots make my loins tingle."
by Danimal F. May 09, 2008
Slang term for erection. The penis gets filled with blood and gets hard. aka a hard on, chub, and of course boner.
by P-Boo February 15, 2011
by mcjesus16 November 14, 2017
An Austronesian language from the Indonesian island of Sulawesi with approximately 10,000 native speakers.
I'm gonna bonerate your mom in the armpit til she dies of from a mixture of blood loss and sexual pleasure.
by trollbog January 08, 2012
1) When the male genetalia, fills with blood and becomes errect. This can last anywhere from two minutes to two days, depending on performance and any drugs inherent in the host.
2) A person that is excessively lazy, not wanting to ever do anything or take responsibility for actions.
2) A person that is excessively lazy, not wanting to ever do anything or take responsibility for actions.
1) ex.... Dude, I saw this smoking girl at the mall yesterday and I popped a huge "boner" in front of my parents.
2)
Guy 1: Man, John never wants to do anything, he just sits there.
Guy 2: What a "boner"!
2)
Guy 1: Man, John never wants to do anything, he just sits there.
Guy 2: What a "boner"!
by 2J May 11, 2005
1. Something that occurs when the blood leaves a man's brain and goes to his cock.
2. Something that you hide from your parents when there's a female in the room.
2. Something that you hide from your parents when there's a female in the room.
by Vicious Bitch June 29, 2006
The bane of an adolescent young man's existence. Usually happens during class, normally after eyeing an attractive girl. Extremely embarassing, and when you get one, you'll stick your hand in your pocket to tuck it into your boxers in a futile attempt to avoid discomfort/embarassment. In the worst cases, you'll end up coming in your pants.
Rob: Shit, man I was looking at Samantha in English class, and I got a damn boner, man!
Joe: Did it show?
Rob: It looked like I was hiding a fuckin' fire hydrant in my jeans!
Joey: Shit, dude.
Joe: Did it show?
Rob: It looked like I was hiding a fuckin' fire hydrant in my jeans!
Joey: Shit, dude.
by Grand Lizard Theodore September 25, 2006