Urban Dictionary: bonerd

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n. what one gets when one is turned on or inordinately excited by a stimulus or activity that is generally acknowledged as nerdy, geeky, etc.

"Oh my god, did you see that computer keyboard made out of Scrabble tiles?! IT TOTALLY GAVE ME A BONERD."

by RaeReezy January 22, 2009

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NPR-American

A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).

This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.

Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.

by monkeylabor September 12, 2021

Bonerd

Bonerd: (Boh-Nerd) The act of getting excited or aroused from something normal people would find nerdish.

Ken-"dude, I totally just caught a Shiny Zapdos"

Joe-"thats sick man!"

Ken-"I know man, I just got a total Bonerd!"

by Hugo Daonder March 24, 2011

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bonerd

A nerd who's HELLA horny all the time.

"Is that a calculator in your pocket or are you a bonerd?"

by Jason B. December 10, 2006

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Bonerd

Part bogan, part nerd. Is into both thrash/death/extreme metal and tooling around with computers, or some other geeky pastime, such as anime or tabletop gaming. Often found posting about metal on the internet.

A bonerd will often have shorter hair and less visible tattoos than a traditional bogan (due to the nature of their IT Support role), but one look at their itunes playlist or wardrobe will leave no doubt as to their heritage.

Yo I ran into Craig the other day. That guy's a total bonerd now.

by Bonerd Prime May 12, 2010

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BONER'd

If you take something someone says, and change a word to "boner", you have BONER'd them.

Joe: "You have issues, Zanmato... and I like it!"
Zanmato: "You have boner, Zanmato... and I like it! BONER'd!"

by Steaver370 March 23, 2005

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