Having to pee so bad that it gives you a boner
Man, sitting threw that movie for so long gave me a tinkle boner
by derpS30 April 21, 2015
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Tit boner, simply when a tit becomes hard due to the weather or when a women is sexually aroused
Man did you see holly she had a major tit boner last period
by Munchy4440 January 24, 2018
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A condition similar to victimitis that causes one to often cast themselves as a victim for the purposes of self-gratification. Severe cases can lead to the person manufacturing scenarios entirely in order to maintain their victim status.
The man’s victim boner could only become fully erect when he felt that others where feeling sorry for him. That caused him to repeatedly orchestrate scenarios where he was the victim of attacks.
by possiblyben February 24, 2019
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The infamous leftist television-producer who only hires people whose appearance gives him a reaction "down there".
Showing up in a skimpy outfit for a job-interview might indeed give you a somewhat better chance of being hired by Vin Da Boner, but race tends to be more of a deciding factor for him than just attractive physical appearance.
by QuacksO October 30, 2018
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Any erection that is vulnerable to attack or an erection that is vulnerable during any situation at any place or time.
Wrestling with my girlfriend turned me on, only problem, she almost kicked me in my vulner boner .
by Rumham frank December 26, 2015
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when a person has an obsessive urge to shop at wal-mart
My internet is terrible, my mom's wal-boner got me stuck with a shit router.
by your brain-boner January 26, 2012
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A boner a guy or girl gets that can be solved without masterbation. Like stretching, walking, or running.
Man I got a walk out boner right now. 9th inning stretch here we come.
by Jack Fr0st March 23, 2016
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