by phureshh September 07, 2009
by Lil_boy November 10, 2019
Mary - "I was trying to tell him that I really appreciate his hard work, but what came out was that I really appreciate his hard wood."
Beth - "Bitch, you pulled a real bonerism on that shit."
Beth - "Bitch, you pulled a real bonerism on that shit."
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 03, 2006
by crazyoutdoorsman2112 April 07, 2015
a male's attempt to arouse a female by rubbing his throbbing erection against her body. Normally occurs during dry sex with a female who is a total prude
Danimal: "Dude, I totally bonerized your cousion last night."
Jeremy: "Is this before or after you took a shit in the urinal?"
Danimal: "It was after the Danimal doo dooed in the Margarita Ranch pisser."
Jeremy: "Hey Cade, lets go take pictures of your balls on Drew's face when he's passed out."
Danimal: "I'm going to bonerize Padgett next. Those hooker boots make my loins tingle."
Jeremy: "Is this before or after you took a shit in the urinal?"
Danimal: "It was after the Danimal doo dooed in the Margarita Ranch pisser."
Jeremy: "Hey Cade, lets go take pictures of your balls on Drew's face when he's passed out."
Danimal: "I'm going to bonerize Padgett next. Those hooker boots make my loins tingle."
by Danimal F. May 09, 2008