Need to do laundry; my sheets are covered with dried bone juice.

Oww no, my calcium levels are low I need to consume a fresh cold glass of bone juice

Alex: what are you drinking there, buddy?

Tim: bone hurting juice
Alex: what's that?

Tim: ouch! My bones!

Hey man my muscles are aching, can you hit me up with some of that bone hurting juice?

"Did you hear about John? He had to go to the doctor's to have his bone juice taken"