Is a person with weak but flexible bone structure.

When a cat totally screws over your couch.

A Ham Bone is an old phrase used for people who have a very high sense of themself. They will brag about how great they are at parties. Their stories get very old after various re-tellings. Most people have a relative who is a ham bone. They usually lack sincerity, but like to portray they do. Keep them away from your wives or significant others...

A boner touching another boner.

Literally a bone that sticks out of your head. similiar to a unicorn horn. It is detachable and was very stylish in the 80's. They are starting to come back into style and prebubescent girls are searching their attics and thrift stores to get there own.

Money given to someone to help them out of a jam. Typically given to a person who never has money.

A girl that you would like to sleep with; derived from the language Jag