Me: bonds
Me when high: baked bonds
-some random grill gaymer 2019
by cannoli 99 April 05, 2019
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A sexual act performed on a subject in which a baseball bat is shoved inside the recipients anal cavity. Causing them to scream “strike three!” quite intensely.
“Last night I did Tanisha so well with that Barry Bonds, I felt like a major leaguer when she was screaming and striking me out!”
by KimJongUn12345 April 11, 2019
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Big Burgers Big Boiled Bond means literally fuck all. Use it in response to an awkward silence, a queef or to your nan!

Came about when me n my best mate were high watching Kitchen Nightmares, "Deluded Chef BOILS a Burger!" and I smashed the phrase "Big Bond themes" from Peep Show with "boiled burgers" and out came Big Burgers Big Boiled Bond.
Nikieta: *Queefs*
Me: Big Burgers Big Boiled Bond..

My nan: Hello!

Me: Big Burgers Big Boiled Bond!

Group of people: *silence*
Me: Big Burgers Big Boiled Bond.
by HellaTrill420 April 03, 2019
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A suave, mysterious individual. Master hairdresser by day, superhero by night (well, from 4:20 onwards)...
Did you see Bond last night? Man, he was flying high...
by rogueassassin969 August 07, 2021
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When four couples all make out in a room together it is considered a bond.
Let’s have a bond tonight with the boys from California.
by faith.finy October 18, 2019
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A special division of swag. This person often wear things like tracksuits and clownshoes. He also likes to fuck very ugly girls, and brag about it.
Man, u are such a bonde/Fuck arm
by Bodybuilder12341 January 10, 2018
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