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An unfortunate medical condition of the male penis where it swells and incurs an obvious bend to left, right, up, or down causing unwanted attention.
Timmy: β€œMommy? Why does Daddy cry so much lately?”
Mommy: β€œI’ve been teasing him about his reoccurring bologna disease.”
Timmy: β€œThat really sucks...”
Mommy: β€œHe wishes Dear.”
by Chili2 March 13, 2019
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