Oh god Linn has got a killer body

Who’s that one with the killer body?

That’s Erin.

She is a secret agent that uses her killing body to take down the enemy.

You: ayo I forgot my flamingo can I use your homie bodywash homie?
Homie:ya sure just don’t slather it in ranch like last time
Random dude named jerry: homie body wash is the wash of the body of the homie

My wife’s a host body now

guy 1: have you head about leila?
guy 2: yeah brooo, heard she had a hot body
guy 1: BRO. i wanna lick her all up till she's covered with my saliva
guy 2: .... can i join.

she’s in her first year of college but she already has a hotel body