verb. To murder someone

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

The number of people you sleep with

A cool way of saying you murdered someone.

girls a man hashad sex with, or a men a woman had sex with

The universally accepted unit of measure for the trunk of a car.

It is a bare-knuckle fist fight between two opponents with the only rule being no face or low blows. EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. . . No kicking is allowed as it can lead to bruised kidneys