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to bitch out everytime at the last minute, so you can stay home and watch porn with your cat.
guy 1: "sorry guys, i can't make it, i have stuff i have to take care of."

guy 2: "whatever, i know your just going home to bobitch."
by hoodolicious July 23, 2010
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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