Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

what you get after a long jog or sitting in the office all day if you're a fatty

Any clothing item worn and taken off after a full day's use, containing B.O., which is thrown into an easily forgettable place, with the intention of wearing it again, but ending up forgotten and soaking in its own B.O.