With a man laying on his back, with his penis pointing upward towards his face; A female then sits on top of the man placing her vagina lips around the penis and sliding back and forth.
Byron's ex has given many boat rides, but he has never experienced a boat ride himself.
by Mr. Dictategood September 04, 2008
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Also known as a "Tank Job", this term refers to the practice of a district attorney putting on a show trial for the public in prosecuting a criminal, without any real intention of convicting or sending them to jail. This defined by Charles Stoker, in "Thiker'n Thieves", 1951.
Americans were taken for a boat ride by James Comey in his investigation of Hillary Clinton.
by EEEEbary September 08, 2017
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The act of sneaking on to someones boat late at night and deficating on the deck or preferably in a stateroom.
I just took a townes boat ride on that canoe over there.
by Mister Campoloz July 04, 2011
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When the gentleman caller steadies the lady friend upside down by her legs (in a handstand), in the style of a gondolier piloting a vessel through the streets of Venice. This act culminates as the lady friend deep throats the gentleman caller. He unloads in her mouth and calls out loudly, much like the classical singing gondolier hallmark.
Mark had trouble finding his singing voice, until Susan gave him his first gondola boat ride.
by Tin Bizry June 08, 2015
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To be dead, floating down a river.

As said by Clint Eastwood in The Outlaw Josey Wales
Mike won't go on a dangerous white water rafting trip due to his fear of a Missouri Boat Ride.
by blessure grave April 25, 2010
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A sexual experience where 6 or more men have sex with one another.
Hey, me and my frat buddy's went on a Mississippi boat ride the other weekend.
by mr_boatride January 04, 2010
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being promised a trip or experience that sounds fun, but ultimately ends with your death.
see that guy? he stole from the mafia, and now Tony is going to take him for a ukrainian boat ride.
by piggysmacks August 25, 2009
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