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A person that doesn't like football
Paul: Are you coming to watch the england game with me tomorrow?
Shaun: No i'm going fishing
Paul: You boag
by gavingollum June 15, 2010
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Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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BIT OF A GIGGLE

Used in situations where its more than not laughing but less than lol.

*created by gen10 and co created by cat food*
Lily: Did you hear about Jimmy's fall on the weekend?
Simon: Yeh that was a BOAG

Lisa: Liberty is a BOAG.
by sexyhotgirl101 October 15, 2012
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a single cigeratte, one you bummed from someone
man, i need a boag after that amazing sex

yo lemme get a boag i dont have anymore
by sedfgjjkjghjgyjhjk March 04, 2008
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Drink of the God: Homo Blackus Pigus.
Gimme another one of 'em Boags, this Cascade is horse piss.
by Kitch May 10, 2004
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Short for bogus. when something is total bogus it is referred to as boags
Sorry dog, my mom says i gotta get my math grade up before i can chill. Damn man, that shit is total boags.

Yo man i got shorted on that 20 sack. That shit was BOAGS!
by C. Justice Suitcoat May 31, 2010
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(v) The act of sucking orange juice out a man's anus with a straw while masterbating.
Jeff had orange juice stains on his lips from boaging Frederico last night.
by SewerSamuel2 January 29, 2010
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