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big old medieval ancestor of the shotgun used by the original colonial gangstas.
Looks like a trumpet that you stuff with gunpowder.
Duke of Haphazard : Hand over your gold and jewellery, damn wench, before i blunderbuss your ass into oblivion!
Damn wench : No sirrah, may the good lord protect me, take all o' me booty...
by Flying Fandango March 12, 2006
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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a person regarded as clumsy and stupid; an insensitive, blundering person
that smelly irish kid living in 6c4 is a real blunderbuss
by Brett Ouimet April 18, 2007
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An uncharacteristic error, usually made by the goalkeeper or defensive line whilst playing FIFA that generally leads to conceding a goal.
Guy 1: Check out this awesome backheel to my keeper...
Guy 2: Haa burrrn! Blunderbuss! Blunderbuss! You've got a one way ticket on the Blunder Bus.
Guy 2: Eat a dick.
by dom January 22, 2013
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A pair of extremely large breasts, particularly ones that are disproportionate to the rest of the woman's body.
Have you seen Kelly? She's a tiny girl, but man, she's got a pair of blunderbusses on her like you wouldn't believe!
by M-M-B May 30, 2008
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while having sex and without warning, one person stands up, shits in their own hand, and throws it at the other.
by acmesmith April 09, 2005
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1:A Big Ass Mofuckin Gat
2:A gun capable of relieving fools without much aimin
Honky#1:Damn, look at dat playa's gat!!
Honky#2:Dat ain't no gat that's a blunderbuss foo!! Run Bitch Run!!
by Drew January 15, 2003
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