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The act of taking a shit while a female does a line of cocain off your dick.
Dude, I just went to the bathroom with this chick and got an amazing blumpski.
by RedDragonMaster April 04, 2016
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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(Verb) blumpski

To receive a blow job whilst taking a shit and enjoying a cold brew simultaneously.
"Dude I totally got a blumpski last night! This time I had a Guiness."
by MicDropFTW March 08, 2016
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