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the process of giving A woman oral sex while she is sitting on the toilet.
My girlfriend is happy because last night I gave her a Blumpshe.
by luke Finn July 10, 2008
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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