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Going down on a woman well she takes a shit.
I cant wait to get home so I can give my girl a blumpkiss so I can get a blumpkin.
by Stu Pidasshole July 13, 2014
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A kiss given to someone who is sitting on the toilet.
I was almost done pooping but my girl had to leave for work so she just came in and gave me a blumpkiss goodbye.
by Landocommando69 December 19, 2020
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