Urban Dictionary: blumpkiss

Going down on a woman well she takes a shit.

I cant wait to get home so I can give my girl a blumpkiss so I can get a blumpkin.

by Stu Pidasshole July 13, 2014

Verb

A kiss given to someone who is sitting on the toilet.

I was almost done pooping but my girl had to leave for work so she just came in and gave me a blumpkiss goodbye.

by Landocommando69 December 19, 2020