facial rash or irritation caused by performing excessive amounts of blumpkins
It looks like Mary has another bad case of blumpkinitis.
by Bendover2x2 October 08, 2008
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Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit. It has never been pulled off & anyone who would do this is probably someone you wouldn't want doing it to you.
Dude she was so ugly and fucked up I probably could've gotten a blumpkin.
by Ben Yaass Dover August 04, 2018
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The action of taking a dump, while eating a Wendys* Baconator and getting your dick sucked. Enjoyed usually on sunny days, either inside a home or porta potty.
Yesterday, while receiving a blumpkin, Tom threw Fred a baconator and the blumpkinator was born.
by Dick Paul June 25, 2011
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The act of doing a blumpkin (see blumpkin: “ the act of performing fellatio whilst the recipient is defecating in a toilet.” )
" I was blumpkining all night" ( which means he spent all night on the toilet whilst getting his cock sucked)
by The adventures of G-Girl August 19, 2010
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The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.
Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins.
by Von Hayes March 09, 2005
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To recieve oral sex from male or female while taking a crap
"Last night Susie gave me a Blumpkin while I went poop"
by mbd8907 August 23, 2006
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