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While you are sitting on the toilet, taking a crap, you're partner is giving you a blow job wearing a sombrero, which is filled with tortilla chips and salsa. Upon finishing, your partner looks up and says "Ole!"
While in the bathroom relieving myself of the taco bell I ate earlier, my partner came in and gave me a blumpkin fiesta!
by sedonamaei October 14, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018