Andrew was pinching one off when Adam walked in, slowly he took off his pants and began to engage in a blumpkie.
by Japo Jones October 30, 2006
The act of having your hose-gargled whilst you drop the kids off at the pool.
An erotic delight for both parties, it is a way to become deeply aware of all of your lover.
An erotic delight for both parties, it is a way to become deeply aware of all of your lover.
by Eddy Gourmet November 17, 2005
the act of recieving oral sex from your partner while you are simultaneously taking a dump in the toilet
by Magz November 10, 2004
by Citystars September 21, 2003
When, in a moment of sublime ecstasy, the Blumpkee (the receiver of the Blumpkin), achieves the Blumpkin before falling back into the toilet, onto his own blumpkin.
by Volde-blumpkin September 29, 2009
A Blumpkin is when a guy is a taking a dump and getting a blowjob at the same time.
Same idea as a blumpkin but your partner is upside down with a thumb in her butt.
Same idea as a blumpkin but your partner is upside down with a thumb in her butt.
by representa2480 May 02, 2011
by Bruvther September 16, 2016