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I am always happy to be the blumpkee, as long as I get to bust a benni
by The Real BDP February 26, 2008
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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The art of giving oral to a female whilst she is taking a big stinky dump
I was giving her a blumpkee and her heard her turds plopping in the toilet!
by Turdee November 11, 2004
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