1- "What the fuck is that grinding noise coming from the neighbours?'
2- "Just the Bluenecks making an extension to their permanent caravan"
1- "Fucking Bluenecks"

Person A: Who do you think is going to win the World Series of college baseball.
Person B: Rice has the pitching, I just don't think UCLA can hit them.
Blueneck: Well how many points would Rice put up on the 98 Cats?

blueneck example: tenured philosophy professor who makes 90 grand a year, has one child (in grad school); paid off his house in 1998, and lives in a town in Vermont where the last violent crime was the Revolutionary War

philosophy professor: "so I said to my colleague, 'I say Charles, that overweight caterer for your faculty retirement party misspelled "hors d'oeuvres" haha' "

(Northern New England; San Francisco, CA; Portland, OR; Chapel Hill, NC; Sante Fe, NM; Austin, TX; Greenwich village and Brooklyn NY)

“How about we head up to Washington?”

“Nah man, I heard that place is full of bluenecks!”